April 18, 2003
"This blog is teh gay"
That's the latest heckle to my blog, in the comments section of my last post. And I suppose it is. I mean, not "gay" as in "homosexual," which I am not (except for a slightly uncomfortable attraction to the young Scott Baio), but "gay" as in "lame"--meaning I'm not posting enough.
That, of course, was the problem that I knew I might have going into this, knowing that I am, in fact, a horrible procrastinator and all around Lazy Person. But I must be brave. I must go on. I must put away the GameCube controller, put down the beer, turn off the TV, whatever it takes to eek these words out, as a sort of public exercise in masturbation, for my reading public--all three of you.