This is a general announcement alerting all you unemployed dotcommers that a job opening may soon be available here at this blog. Sparkles the Chimp is now hanging from my ceiling here, flinging feces at me, which I'm pretty sure constitutes some kind of grounds for firing. I'm checking with Human Resources on that.
Should this in fact be the case, I will immediately be looking for a new assistant. Worthy applicants will be well-versed in Movable Type or other web publishing software, as well as in full-body massage techniques. Female preferred.
Posted by jeff at April 23, 2003 8:06 PM