A couple quick things on the employment opportunity front.
First: Sparkles the chimp is back on the job. There have been no more throwing-of-waste-matter incidents since the one previously reported, and Sparkles has, in fact, been remarkably sweet ever since. It might help that I am now sharing my pot with him.
Second: I am still seeking a full-time masseuse. While I know I said "female preferred" in the previous post, the honest truth is that that's all I want. Guys--take a hike. And while I am in fact a rather enlightened Bay Area kind of guy, I'm afraid I must also say that "almost a woman" does not count either. So, please, unless the operation is complete, or, well, all right, you can do a very good "tuck job", then I am afraid you don't qualify. Thanks, and good luck to all the applicants.
Posted by jeff at April 27, 2003 6:32 PM