but if the people protesting outside my office building don't shut the hell up anytime soon, I am going to have a gigantic spaz attack and may even cry. I have a big cover story to write, and I can't get it done with all this frickin' noise about "worker's rights" or whatever. Yeah you have rights--the right to move to Cuba!
Oh yeah, and while you're at it? Get off my lawn!
Posted by jeff at May 20, 2004 4:29 PMfilthy hippies... love it or leave it!
Posted by: xian at May 20, 2004 6:41 PMJeff's not a filthy hippy. He was born smelling that way. It's how G-d made him.
Speaking of which, the way G-d made Shaquille O'Neal? You know, as a big turd eater?
Well that's some [fairly serious expletive]ed up [relatively minor expletive].
-Cecil
This is why I want to move to Vatican City. Whenever large groups of people assemble outside the office window, I can just put on a fake pope hat and shout to them, "uh...blessed are they that go home and shut up for once!" and I bet they'd go home.
First things first, however: Jeff Green for Patron Saint of Snarky Editors!
Posted by: Arcadian Del Sol at June 3, 2004 11:54 AM