November 9, 2004
My new headshot
As the editor of Computer Gaming Gool Guys, my publisher: International Truss Syndicate pays a classy photographer to take a new headshot each year for my popular Editor's Musings column that's been running for nearly six years.
Here's my new picture. Ouch!
November 4, 2004
The election.
My initial reaction after Tuesday's nightmare was to go into hibernation for the next four years. Like I did after Reagan's reelection. It is times like these that I take Voltaire's "cultivate your garden" maxim to heart. The only problem is that I don't have a garden, and if I did, I'd probably forget to water it and kill everything in a week anyway.
So, instead, I offer this as my definitive thoughts on Tuesday's results.
Okay, ass monkeys.
The real Jeff Green is back. Do not read the previous posts by the Jeff Green pretenders who have been blogging here. I've heard of identity theft, but I didn't think anyone would actually stoop so low as to blog on someone else's blog. What's next? Are you going to start eating my cereal in the morning? Wear my underwear? Steal my penile erectile dysfunction pills? You people suck.
In other news, in case you may be wondering what I am going to look like and what I will be doing 50 years from now--because I know this is the kind of thing you spend your day thinking about---well, here you go. Now don't say I never do anything for you:
November 3, 2004
I'm so glad Bush won!
He's great. I love him!
Bush is so sexy.
I hate Laura, though. Stepford beeyatch.