November 4, 2004
Okay, ass monkeys.
The real Jeff Green is back. Do not read the previous posts by the Jeff Green pretenders who have been blogging here. I've heard of identity theft, but I didn't think anyone would actually stoop so low as to blog on someone else's blog. What's next? Are you going to start eating my cereal in the morning? Wear my underwear? Steal my penile erectile dysfunction pills? You people suck.
In other news, in case you may be wondering what I am going to look like and what I will be doing 50 years from now--because I know this is the kind of thing you spend your day thinking about---well, here you go. Now don't say I never do anything for you:
And how are we supposed to be sure that you're the real Jeff Green? Maybe if you published your social security number, your mother's maiden name, several of your credit card numbers, and some of your more painful personal secrets, we would be convinced.
More to the point, even if you are the real Jeff Green--nay, especially if you are the real Jeff Green--you have become irrelevant to this site. Please step aside and leave it to those of us who know what a Jeff Green blog is really all about.
Posted by: Bill at November 4, 2004 1:23 PMalso, and stop me if you've heard this one before, but Jeff Green eats human turds. He gets a big plate of them, see? And he puts on a bib, see? And then he eats those turds right up.
Posted by: cecil at November 4, 2004 2:53 PMGet off my blog you kids!
Posted by: Jeff at November 4, 2004 4:07 PMsorry, couldn't quite hear you. could it be, perhaps, that you're talking with your mouth full?
Posted by: cecil at November 4, 2004 5:31 PM